We immediately got on. We both had the same sense of humor, and there must be something in Australian and English schools that er, this thing of basically ribbing each other - basically taking the piss out of each other all the time. All about mutual ridicule and mutual mockery, but also with an undercurrent of a lot of admiration and respect.
After a few seconds of hostile silence, Clint’s face split into a helpless grin. “It’s impossible to stay mad at you, you know that, right?” Clint chuckled, affectionately tousling Bruce’s rain flattened hair with his knuckles. “Everyone else can go straight to hell, but you’re all right, Banner.” He leant in close, a conspiratorial and mischievous look on his face. Bruce could smell the liquor on Clint’s breath, softly burning, crisp, clear, intoxicating, curling around his clever tongue. He was very close, very warm, grey eyes as cold as flint, hair like warm gold. “Don’t tell Tasha,” The blond smiled. “But I like you the best. You’re my favourite.”
An indescribable emotion flitted across Bruce’s face briefly, his sad eyes losing their melancholia for the sweetest of seconds and his lips parted, tongue flicking out to moisten his lips, as if on the verge of saying something, but he stayed quiet. He shuffled his feet, looked down at his worn out shoes and swallowed hard, Adam’s apple clicking. “That’s nice to know,” He answered mildly, neutrally, avoiding Clint’s eyes and his pale gold lashes.
- Cinderella Dressed in Green by the amazing elenafishers
If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.
AVENGIES ASSEMBLR
In between working on my BIG AVENGERS PIECE, I thought I’d make a… little Avengers piece!
I sure do like making potatoes.
Careful Clint, you don’t wanna shoot Bruce in the butt.
YES
YES HE DOES
Not with that arrow.
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Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor.
He knows multiple languages.
He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.
He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.
He is a grown-ass man.
I just wanted to remind everyone of that.
